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【黑猫警长】又一次忆童年被虐……T^T

突然看到黑猫警长出电影版了，默默地翻出来重温TV版。B站真是个神奇的地方……满屏弹幕刷黑猫警长和白猫班长。好吧，我承认，黑猫警长是我童年男神，班长也是，但是我当时想的是鸽子跟谁好呢？这是个纠结的问题……

然而！B站解决了我多年的疑虑——黑猫警长和白猫班长在一起，一切都简单了……个鬼啊……我的男神啊！！

【黑警白班】，于是我去找了些文来看……满屏的BE啊！！！！！放过我好吗？我就要点糖可以吗？童年男神这样对他们真的好吗？？？？求放过啊！

请原谅我到现在才知道黑猫警长原来是有书的，而且！白班是有名字的——雪雪！超级少女有木有！啊！戳中了我的萌点！

想起来，白班后来还是牺牲了，当时我难过了好久。想想看，当时制作人员还是考虑到小朋友的接受能力了吧，没看见血，但是真的好难受，好难受！黑猫警长都哭了啊！我也想哭啊！

最关键的是5集啊！就没了啊！！！说好的下集呢？现在解禁了能不能重新制作呢？这是童年里超赞的动画了啊！就这样烂尾了真的好吗？！拿制作羊的钱来制作黑猫警长不是很好咩？

头好疼，不知道能不能找到一篇甜的……

最后偷偷喊一句：黑猫警长你个护妻狂魔！

黑猫警长你个护妻狂魔！

黑猫警长你个护妻狂魔！

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